Cleatis-Dwayne LeRoy Rotgut Jr. Got His Check And He Is One Happy MAGA Hat

by Mr. Schnell

The real irony is that people who complain about socialism and welfare will now have a socialistic welfare check with Donald Trump’s fucking name on it.”

I got this wonderful quote from another blogger and editorial cartoonist. For more here is his link to that blog post.

Name Shame

I received a reply to my last post about the arrival of the Economic Stimulus Checks which inspired my Wednesday morning into afternoon cartooning activities. Randumbthoughts2017 wrote:

If Ki45*TF actually does manage to force his signature on those checks, IT’s Despicable Deplorables won’t send them back and they won’t cash them either. They will frame them and proudly hang them in a place of honor in their homes.

Won’t send them back….won’t cash either….hang in a place of honor” and I was off and sketching. Thanks Randumbthoughts2017. I owe you. I was dead in the water for ideas until I read your note.

Oh…Clay Jones…. I stole borrowed your statue of liberty Trump caricature to go with Trump’s signature. Hope it doesn’t bother you having your excellent facial recognition Trump caricature next to a Trump purloined, forged signature.

And last …. Donald … Mr. Prezdent … I know you would be proud of me for appropriating your signature in the totally wrongful manner in which I appropriated it (My five year old grand daughter forged it with a Sharpie). I know how much you approve of lying, stealing and cheating and all I want is for you to be proud of me. Today I have that satisfaction.

Readers out there stay safe. Don’t listen to Trump’s advice or go back to work too early (like anytime before 2022 before a real vaccine is available). Stupid shit like that will get you and your coworkers really really corona virus sick.

Everyone else …. remember …. the check is in the mail. Hang in there. And don’t send your checks back… instead cash them and send me the money. Unmarked, no sequential bills, nothing bigger than a 20 but I will take rolls of Ben Franklin 50 cent pieces and 1905 liberty silver dollars.

Mr.Schnell Out.

Published by starvingcartoonist

StarvingCartoonist is a former ICU nurse that has worked at numerous civilian, military, and veteran Intensive Care Units across the country for better than three decades but has been sketching, drawing, and cartooning since he first picked up a crayon in kindergarten. Dabbled with political cartooning, writing, and general illustrations but the bread and butter came from health care. Recently left professional nursing to concentrate on camping, hiking, nature, the outdoors, trees, trails, and peace of mind. Love a campfire; rather watch it than TV. Avoid bureaucracy, career ladders, ladder climbers, and hero worship at all cost. Evenings spent with a good book, reading until the book smacks my nose when I doze off. Generally up at sun rise, listen to the mourning doves, put the coffee on, and play it by ear the rest of the day.

5 thoughts on “Cleatis-Dwayne LeRoy Rotgut Jr. Got His Check And He Is One Happy MAGA Hat

    1. One small critique, though… for authenticity, you should have had a Farmer’s Almanac and a Sears Catalogue hanging in place of the TP, then my above comment would have been:
      “Now when the FA and SC run out of pages, that check can be put to good use.”

      (Did you know that the Farmer’s Almanac comes with a pre-drilled, or pre-punched, hole in the corner, perfect for hanging on a rusty nail?)

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