LOOK WHAT DONALD SENT!

by Mr. Schnell

I have been pretty critical lately, haven’t I?Maybe too harsh? He is human with feelings after all! Oh sure, he ain’t perfect ; cheats at golf, incessant tweeting, holding hate rallies, cusses, hate talk, racism, adulterer, corrupt, demands blind obedience, dismantles government safety nets (the White House pandemic team), and “misappropriates” taxpayer revenue for himself, his family, his businesses and his corporate billionaire sycophant buddies.

“The Donald” don’t give money away. NOPE. He hoards it. It’s in his DNA. “Me Me Me Mine Mine Mine”.

No, he certainly ain’t perfect by any stretch. But this would be a rough patch for any balding old greedy narcissist … I mean … try to imagine the god awful, unholy nightmare of being a Donald J. Trump and having to give money to a poor person in need. So against the grain. Utterly unimaginable, horrifying, and completely out of character. That is just NOT THE TRUMP BRAND! Nope. Not at all!

Donald could watch a missile attack on an American base and describe the resulting brain trauma casualties as nothing more than a few minor headaches. It is acceptable for 200,000 Americans to suffer and die as long as the stock market is fine.

It is harder for Donald to part from money than anything else in the world. Harder than holding Melania’s hand, harder than neglecting Tiffany, harder than Stormy Daniels made him in a Nevada hotel room, even “more” harder than having those pesky bone spurs that foiled his plans to be a Vietnam war hero like John McCain.

No. I am not near harsh enough. I have wondered where the weak spot is on someone without a soul, who has probably made a deal with the devil, and possesses a stone cold black heart. What is his Achilles’ heel?

Now I know. Making him give back his stolen loot.

All it took was a deadly virus pandemic. Who would’ve thought?

Published by undergroundcartoonist

Underground Cartoonist is a former ICU nurse that has worked at numerous civilian, military, and veteran Intensive Care Units across the country for better than three decades but has been sketching, drawing, and cartooning since he first picked up a crayon in kindergarten. Dabbled with political cartooning, writing, and general illustrations but the bread and butter came from health care. Recently left professional nursing to concentrate on camping, hiking, nature, the outdoors, trees, trails, and peace of mind. Love a campfire; rather watch it than TV. Avoid bureaucracy, career ladders, ladder climbers, and hero worship at all cost. Evenings spent with a good book, reading until the book smacks my nose when I doze off. Generally up at sun rise, listen to the mourning doves, put the coffee on, and play it by ear the rest of the day.

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