Environmental Protection Laws Now Permit Flushing Our Nation’s Most Toxic and Hazardous Waste: DO IT NOW!!!

by Mr. Schnell

Gotta Flush Ten Times. Maybe Twenty. Lots of Flushes. Whatever It Takes!

(Disclaimer: I am a tree hugger and lover of the outdoors that doesn’t take polluting the environment and our precious water lightly. But in this case I make an exception. Do it now … we will figure out the clean-up of our nation’s most toxic and hazardous turd later.)

   Been thinking this awhile now. Time to get it off my chest.
                                                                    Donald Trump.
   That “#%@!?*!” has been in the news all my life and I am now in my 60s. He just won’t go away. Never Ever Ever Never!
   Trump’s a New York city silver-spooned prick that has forever indulged in shady business practices with his real estate, casino, construction, and golf course enterprises (among others). Because of his  mobster-like associations and “straddling-the-fence’ business tactics he has forever been a target of the legal system that used to go after con men and mafia types like Trump when they’re not being bribed to look the other way (like our current Republican Senators and Trump judicial appointees).
   Because Trump acts like a pathological narcissist and self-promoting charlatan he often boo-hooed about being “picked-on” by the legal system, that he was singled out and targeted. Over the years (I believe) he has developed a chip on his shoulder toward not only the system, but the entire United States. When he got into bankruptcy problems, couldn’t get a loan anywhere, and had mounting legal issues he couldn’t possibly blame himself. Oh no, never that! Instead, he had to blame his personal failures on others and  the country. He hates the United States.
   The only person that hates the United States more than Donald Trump is Vladimir Putin. Putin blames the United States for the fall of the USSR. He has dedicated his life to gaining total control of Russia, ruling with an iron fist, crushing opposition, accumulating wealth, reuniting the Russian empire, and eventually avenging “the wrongs” inflicted on Communist Russia by the United States.
   Along comes greedy, shyster, rat and business fraud Donald J. Trump. The perfect idiot asset for KGB style grooming. A cash hungry, no scruples, bankrupt, bone-spur draft dodger, with a perpetual hard-on for eastern European bleach blondes with plastic accessories and full urinary bladders. Yeah, he was on Putin’s radar from the get go. The bonus was Trump’s established infrastructure uniquely customized for money laundering tons of illegal Russian rubles.
   With unlimited dirty money, a  fake news distribution empire, hooker golden-flows, Russian subsidized banks funding failed Trump business ventures Putin soon ownedDirty Donald”. Trump’s “Tiny Hands” now had the collateral to prop up his sham Trump brand. Supplement that with Putin’s covert election activities, bribes, NRA slush funding, red-haired honey-pot spies, treasonous U.S. Army General Mike Flynn, Green Party Russian asset Jill Stein, and FBI Boy Scout director “Do-Gooder” James Comey New York’s Donald “Judas Iscariot” Trump strolled into the White House.
   What better positioning to destroy the United States from within than the Oval Office? American hater’s Trump and Putin wasted no time dividing the United States and fomenting malicious dissent. So here we are.
   60 million American voters put this brain-dead, nitwit, moron into office and today while facing the biggest crisis in history outside of  World War; a novel corona virus pandemic Putin’s idiot asset is in charge. Thousands of Americans have died (with countless more to follow) and Trump tells the American people the cure might be injecting deadly poisonous disinfectants into their bodies while undergoing internal sun tanning sessions using ultra violet light Frankenstein style. 
  I am generally a slow burn that likes to stay in the shadows. It takes stupid statement made in a nationally televised press briefing, like the one mentioned above, to get me to come out of the dark.  I  am unnoticeable (unless opening a can of Ocean Whitefish Fancy Feast around Bunky the feral, community cat). Not a political savant by any stretch of the imagination.  I am an average tax paying citizen that served a few years in the Navy as payback for all this country has given me. I  earned a living in the healthcare industry, now a retired ICU RN (38 years), that had studied in college, graduated, obtained employment in my field of study, worked hard and sacrificed, sacrificed, sacrificed. I did my share of adolescent dumb stuff growing up but nothing atrocious. I paid my dues and also my bills. (I came from a large, lower-middleclass family with limited funds. Paying for school was on my dime). A common story for many.

    Not story of rich boy Trump. Everything’s been handed to him on a silver platter.  He’s a bombastic, bloviating, self aggrandizing, lying, immoral thief, criminal, and con man. That was my opinion of him way back in the early 1980s and I still believe it today. I wasn’t conned then and I won’t be conned today.
   He has brought nothing but chaos and disaster. He has reduced The Office of the President Of The United States to a joke. He is destroying this country.

    It appears Putin’s plan and patience is  paying off.

    There. Done. I am feeling better already.

     (I held off posting this for various reasons but when thousands of lives are lost everyday, when tomorrow doesn’t show great promise of change, and where the insane asylum inmates appear to be in charge … WTF!

     I spent a life time playing by rules that Donald Judas Trump proudly craps on. I have a Trump Cult  sibling that once told me “a person should rise to the highest rank possible so they can shit on everyone else below them ”.

     He never rose higher than E-6 while in the military. His idea of leadership and responsibility of rank differed 180 degrees from mine. Then along comes Trump. Exactly what I dreamt my sibling would be like if he somehow could have made more senior rank.  And here we are. Not living the dream but trying to survive the nightmare.)

Published by undergroundcartoonist

Underground Cartoonist is a former ICU nurse that has worked at numerous civilian, military, and veteran Intensive Care Units across the country for better than three decades but has been sketching, drawing, and cartooning since he first picked up a crayon in kindergarten. Dabbled with political cartooning, writing, and general illustrations but the bread and butter came from health care. Recently left professional nursing to concentrate on camping, hiking, nature, the outdoors, trees, trails, and peace of mind. Love a campfire; rather watch it than TV. Avoid bureaucracy, career ladders, ladder climbers, and hero worship at all cost. Evenings spent with a good book, reading until the book smacks my nose when I doze off. Generally up at sun rise, listen to the mourning doves, put the coffee on, and play it by ear the rest of the day.

5 thoughts on “Environmental Protection Laws Now Permit Flushing Our Nation’s Most Toxic and Hazardous Waste: DO IT NOW!!!

  1. I’ve reached the point where there’s nothing left to say I haven’t said. I feel like my nervous system has been filed with metal rasps. What happens, happens. However horrible, America bought this asshole. Hard to believe. Harder to live with.

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