The Donald Trump Pledge of Allegiance

By Mr. Schnell

In order to work for Donald you have to take a pledge. Remember in elementary school, after the bell rang in the morning, how we all had to stand, face the flag, hand over heart, and recite the pledge of allegiance? It went line this:

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

Any one that works for Donald has to do the same thing before they are welcomed into the inner circle of the cult. I googled “Pledge of Allegiance to Trump” and got 60 million hits (that is an exaggeration but, staying true to the Trump administration, it works well here). People out there have been quite creative but I couldn’t find the actual, TRUE pledge. So I enlisted aid from some anonymous computer hackers and was able to get into Attorney General Roy Cohn’s … oops … I mean William “Disbarred” Barr’s computer to view his pledge ceremony (I didn’t really have Disbarred’s computer hacked…that was an alternate truth).

Here is Oval Office Circle Jerk pledge as copy and pasted from Billy Disbarred hard drive:

“I pledge allegiance to Donald Judas Trump and to the burning twin crosses atop Trump Tower and 666 Fifth Avenue for which he stands, one plutocracy under Satan, defined by hate, bigotry, racism, corruption, greed, lust, and money laundering by power-hungry liars with oppression and concentration camps for all law-abiding, intelligent, patriotic serfs and peasants. Amen.

(Disclaimer: In today’s world and since the beginning of time and the written word some people can’t tell truth from lie, fiction from nonfiction, cynicism and sarcasm from not cynicism and sarcasm, literal from figurative. For clarity (and to help any right wing conservative Christian evangelical types understand) this is not a true story and the illustration above is not a photograph but a make believe cartoon. The Donald pledge was made up but feel free to copy and send to the white house.

As always stay safe and don’t listen to Trump unless you have a death wish.

Published by undergroundcartoonist

Underground Cartoonist is a former ICU nurse that has worked at numerous civilian, military, and veteran Intensive Care Units across the country for better than three decades but has been sketching, drawing, and cartooning since he first picked up a crayon in kindergarten. Dabbled with political cartooning, writing, and general illustrations but the bread and butter came from health care. Recently left professional nursing to concentrate on camping, hiking, nature, the outdoors, trees, trails, and peace of mind. Love a campfire; rather watch it than TV. Avoid bureaucracy, career ladders, ladder climbers, and hero worship at all cost. Evenings spent with a good book, reading until the book smacks my nose when I doze off. Generally up at sun rise, listen to the mourning doves, put the coffee on, and play it by ear the rest of the day.

5 thoughts on “The Donald Trump Pledge of Allegiance

  1. Thank you. I will be sending you a fake economic stimulus check signed by Donald. Once you swear allegiance to Donald your check is considered “illegal tender” and can be cashed at any bank that doesn’t have you arrested … might I suggest Wilbur Ross Cyprus bank or Deutsche bank.

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  2. As always Mr Schnell, your astute analysis of the typical MAGGOTS are spot on! It probably closer to the truth than not. Our country has de-evolved into a group of ignorant fools, lead by an even greater fool. I’m afraid for our future. Even if we get a “normal” or “sane” new leader in November, insanity has taken hold and become acceptable. Cruelty and self absorption have become the new norm.

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    1. I am hoping that if we get leadership with integrity and a decent moral compass there will be a “monkey-see monkey-do” effect among current deplorables … of course that is a glass half full perspective. We’ll see. Fingers crossed Trump voted out of office, he’s prosecuted for crimes against humanity, guilty and sent to Devil’s Island to serve his life sentence without parole.

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