By Mr. Schnell
In order to work for Donald you have to take a pledge. Remember in elementary school, after the bell rang in the morning, how we all had to stand, face the flag, hand over heart, and recite the pledge of allegiance? It went line this:
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
Any one that works for Donald has to do the same thing before they are welcomed into the inner circle of the cult. I googled “Pledge of Allegiance to Trump” and got 60 million hits (that is an exaggeration but, staying true to the Trump administration, it works well here). People out there have been quite creative but I couldn’t find the actual, TRUE pledge. So I enlisted aid from some anonymous computer hackers and was able to get into Attorney General Roy Cohn’s … oops … I mean William “Disbarred” Barr’s computer to view his pledge ceremony (I didn’t really have Disbarred’s computer hacked…that was an alternate truth).
Here is Oval Office Circle Jerk pledge as copy and pasted from Billy Disbarred hard drive:
“I pledge allegiance to Donald Judas Trump and to the burning twin crosses atop Trump Tower and 666 Fifth Avenue for which he stands, one plutocracy under Satan, defined by hate, bigotry, racism, corruption, greed, lust, and money laundering by power-hungry liars with oppression and concentration camps for all law-abiding, intelligent, patriotic serfs and peasants. Amen.“
(Disclaimer: In today’s world and since the beginning of time and the written word some people can’t tell truth from lie, fiction from nonfiction, cynicism and sarcasm from not cynicism and sarcasm, literal from figurative. For clarity (and to help any right wing conservative Christian evangelical types understand) this is not a true story and the illustration above is not a photograph but a make believe cartoon. The Donald pledge was made up but feel free to copy and send to the white house.
As always stay safe and don’t listen to Trump unless you have a death wish.