By Mr. Schnell
“When-The-Looting-Starts-The-Shooting-Starts“, as Bone-Spur Commando Donald Trump famously quoted recently, is safe after an errant champagne cork, from a newly opened bottle of champagne, allegedly struck and shattered Donald’s crystal champagne glass while he and Melania binge watched the Netflix limited series “Jeffrey Epstein: Filthy Rich“. This apparently occurred just as Donald, Melania, Jeffrey Epstein, and Ghislaine Maxwell appeared on the TV screen (partying at Mar-A-Lago). What timing!
The unusual loud popping sound immediately drew the attention of nearby Secret Service agents. They surrounded the shell-shocked, shaken President; heroically, gallantly, sacrificially, unselfishly body shielding him from any further or possible harm. They located the source of the loud popping sound, determined it was not a threat, cleaned up the broken glass, refilled a new glass for the president, and at the president’s request, joined in to binge watch the rest of “Jeffrey Epstein: Filthy Rich“.
Did this actually happen? We won’t confirm, deny, or discuss. All we can say is:
We Know Not What The Truth May Be.
We Tell Lies Just Like Donald Tells Lies To Me.
Most important, Please Don’t Call.
Watch “Jeffrey Epstein: Filthy Rich” … And That Is All.
Our country is divided and the guy in Washington DC is fanning the flames. He is being compared to Nero burning Rome. I think he is more like Caligula.
Stay safe, social distance, isolate. Wear a mask to protect others when out, and wash your hands frequently.
Does Anyone Know Where I Set My Coffee? 