Bone-Spur Leadership

By Mr. Schnell

Secret Service Agent Gives Donnie Reassuring Fatherly Hug He’s Safe

When-The-Looting-Starts-The-Shooting-Starts“, as Bone-Spur Commando Donald Trump famously quoted recently, is safe after an errant champagne cork, from a newly opened bottle of champagne, allegedly struck and shattered Donald’s crystal champagne glass while he and Melania binge watched the Netflix limited series “Jeffrey Epstein: Filthy Rich“. This apparently occurred just as Donald, Melania, Jeffrey Epstein, and Ghislaine Maxwell appeared on the TV screen (partying at Mar-A-Lago). What timing!

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The unusual loud popping sound immediately drew the attention of nearby Secret Service agents. They surrounded the shell-shocked, shaken President; heroically, gallantly, sacrificially, unselfishly body shielding him from any further or possible harm. They located the source of the loud popping sound, determined it was not a threat, cleaned up the broken glass, refilled a new glass for the president, and at the president’s request, joined in to binge watch the rest of “Jeffrey Epstein: Filthy Rich“.

Did this actually happen? We won’t confirm, deny, or discuss. All we can say is:

We Know Not What The Truth May Be.

We Tell Lies Just Like Donald Tells Lies To Me.

Most important, Please Don’t Call.

Watch “Jeffrey Epstein: Filthy Rich” … And That Is All.

Our country is divided and the guy in Washington DC is fanning the flames. He is being compared to Nero burning Rome. I think he is more like Caligula.

Stay safe, social distance, isolate. Wear a mask to protect others when out, and wash your hands frequently.

Published by undergroundcartoonist

Underground Cartoonist is a former ICU nurse that has worked at numerous civilian, military, and veteran Intensive Care Units across the country for better than three decades but has been sketching, drawing, and cartooning since he first picked up a crayon in kindergarten. Dabbled with political cartooning, writing, and general illustrations but the bread and butter came from health care. Recently left professional nursing to concentrate on camping, hiking, nature, the outdoors, trees, trails, and peace of mind. Love a campfire; rather watch it than TV. Avoid bureaucracy, career ladders, ladder climbers, and hero worship at all cost. Evenings spent with a good book, reading until the book smacks my nose when I doze off. Generally up at sun rise, listen to the mourning doves, put the coffee on, and play it by ear the rest of the day.

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