Walk Of Shame

by Mr. Schnell

The Electoral President of the United States was having an identity crisis with all the new nicknames he’s assumed after hiding in that underground Bunker so he abused the power of his office and called his buddy at the Pentagon, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, General Mark Milley.

Of course, this was after he sought council from former KGB agent, current authoritarian dictator of Russia, and owner of the Golden Shower extortion video Vladimir Putin concerning the ominous peasant gathering in Lafayette Park. Vlad told him to kick ass and take no prisoners. Next call Markie Milley. Markie obediently came right over to assess the situation.

A huge gathering of the Trump sycophants occurred and a hasty plan was devised sure to save the President’s manly image. Instantly and without thought it was set into motion. First, tear gas the peaceful crowd of protesters while police charge and push the crowd back swinging shields and batons targeting women and reporters. Once the path is clear, Donald heroically started walking somewhere (instead of golf carting?). He is ten Trump steps ahead of the sycophant pack on this Walk Of Shame.

He military marches bone spur style to the vandalized church, pulls out a brand new looking, upside-down Bible that appears to have never been opened let alone read. Perfect. Now the all important photo op. He abruptly makes an about face because he is exhausted, out of breath, and about to pass out he heads back to the White House; lackies in tow. Mission accomplished; manhood restored (so the narcissist thinks).

Then the backlash.

First came the numerous new versions of “Why The Chicken Crossed The Road” then the memes of the book he held along with the revised Sunday Service marquee board. Below is an example from Twitter.

To set this whole thing up he first had to tear gas the American people. Administration propaganda photos and video only showed a pristine, manicured lawn, and meticulously cared for walk way. Again, Twitter posts tell a different story.

It is well a known fact government narcissists can’t understand creative wall art or recognize the true end result of their bad policies, racism, and hate talk. For that we turn to fact checking Twitter … Donnie’s current nemesis. (These images can be found on Twitter trending under #bunkerbitch, #teargsphotoop, #policeviolence, and #policebrutality among others. The original pictures are not mine and I don’t take ownership. If I knew the owners I would give them credit for their work.)

Copyright concerns aside there are more pressing issues. America is a country where the police are gassing it’s citizens, the military have boots on the ground ready to crush Mayberry’s citizens and Sheriff Andy Taylor is the bad guy while Barney Fife is the President. This is virgin territory for many but standard operating procedure for oppressed minorities since Plymouth Rock.

America can no longer ignore or sugar coat the inequity and racism. It is on full display for the world and Bunkerboy is in charge with Putin on deck. Things are not looking good as curfew approaches, militia ammosexuals block intersections, and trump retreats to his bunker haven.

Crazy times.