Shock Collars

By Mr. Schnell

I like four legged furry creatures, especially dogs, and would never put a shock collar on one. Never. But what about two-legged, racist, wanna be dictators? A shock collar would be perfect. Deliver 90 volts with the push of a button. Painful but not lethal (it is the amperage that is lethal not the volts). Repeat Repeat Repeat till your thumb gets tired.

Since Biden picked Harris the Democratic ticket is off and running and I have been overjoyed. I put the mute button on everything Trump three days ago; right after I heard Biden picked Kamala Harris. I can’t stand the sound of Trump’s voice or his third grade mentality but still catch twitter grapevine about his stupidity and anti-American tirades. I was thinking how nice it would be to put a shock collar on him and every time he “barks” his lies shock him! Of course doing that in real life might be problematic and possibly illegal but nothing wrong living the dream by putting pen to paper.

The Trump Shock Collar is wonderful. 90 painful volts at your fingertips. Just the thought brings a smile.

Of course, as a law abiding citizen, unlike the current misogynist, racist, thief currently looting the national treasury from the Oval Office, I wouldn’t engage in torture in real life but not so sure evil Trump isn’t torturing someone in the White House bunker right now. (Given the opportunity, you know he would order the water-boarding and shock torturing of Michael Cohen for writing “DISLOYAL”, that tell all Golden Shower, Russian Collusion expos`e.)

It is also nice listening to Kamala Harris trash Trump on a national stage daily! Trump’s greatest fear come to life … an intelligent woman of color with a bullhorn telling an attentive, listening world what a perverted, misogynist, thieving scumbag he is in words he has to have Ivanka look up and translate into third grade for his remedial understanding. Now that I can listen to.

I just heard Pence talk about not letting Biden and Harris “cut the red meat for them.” ??? Sounds like somethings Gov. Goober Parson of Missouri would say to his high school dropout, meth head supporters.

I could ramble on but it is a nice, cool day to get out and cut the grass. You all take care as COVID 19 numbers continue to rise in the United States. We don’t have a plan, we don’t have leadership but we do have a banana republic.

Published by starvingcartoonist

StarvingCartoonist is a former ICU nurse that has worked at numerous civilian, military, and veteran Intensive Care Units across the country for better than three decades but has been sketching, drawing, and cartooning since he first picked up a crayon in kindergarten. Dabbled with political cartooning, writing, and general illustrations but the bread and butter came from health care. Recently left professional nursing to concentrate on camping, hiking, nature, the outdoors, trees, trails, and peace of mind. Love a campfire; rather watch it than TV. Avoid bureaucracy, career ladders, ladder climbers, and hero worship at all cost. Evenings spent with a good book, reading until the book smacks my nose when I doze off. Generally up at sun rise, listen to the mourning doves, put the coffee on, and play it by ear the rest of the day.

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