Rose Garden Super Spreader Event Infects GOP

By Mr. Schnell

Everybody who is anybody (ie high dollar rich republican donors) and current GOP elected office holders got invited to the Supreme Court nomination ceremony for Amy Coney Barrett in the White House Rose Garden. Sometime after the ceremony Trump tested positive for “mild” Covid 19 and then airlifted to Walter Reed military hospital. He was put on supplemental oxygen, an IV was started and he was infused with a “compassionate use requested” experimental, polyclonal antibody cocktail, plasma, dexamethasone, and a host of other pharmaceuticals. I call this “SHOTGUN THERAPY”. Thank god it wasn’t “SEVERE”, right???!

Donnie wasn’t the only one to test positive for Covid. Since his helicopter ride to the “Loser and Sucker” hospital (Walter Reed Military Hospital) these other Rose Garden high profile attendees have also tested positive: Melania Trump, Mike Lee, Kellyanne Conway, Thom Tillis, Father John Jenkins, and Chris Christie.

https://www.npr.org/sections/latest-updates-trump-covid-19-results/2020/10/03/919851907/at-least-7-people-test-positive-for-coronavirus-after-rose-garden-event-for-barr

So many people have tested positive from that Rose Garden super spreader gathering Twitter has been trending the hashtag “#RoseGardenMassacre”.

Here is a photo by Chip Somodevilla of Getty Images of the Cluster Fuck gathering.

Notice Missouri’s Republican Senator Josh Hawley (no mask) next to Thom Tillis (mask) on his right and three people away Mike Lee (no mask) to his left.

Here is the same photo highly magnified.

There was lots of hugging, hand shaking, and kissing after the ceremony. Master spreader Mike Lee was everywhere, and Kellyanne was all over Bill Barr. One twitter comment described it as “near orgy”; Chris Christie/”Near Orgy” … I about lost my lunch. As a cartoonist I rely on mental imagines and that comment I cannot erase from my mental hard drive. It is gonna put me in therapy for a long, long time, I fear.

Other Republicans now testing positive for Covid 19 also include Ron Johnson (Senator from Wisconsin on Putin’s payroll), RNC chairwoman Ronna McDaniel, Hope Hicks, and Bill Stepien (Donnie’s current campaign manager that replaced drunken wife beater Brad Parscales).

Take care out there people. Don’t listen to right wing propaganda. They are all liars. The only ones not lying are those that can’t talk because they are intubated.

Oh yeah, in case you need Regeneron’s experimental (compassion use request) polyclonal antibody cocktail a generic version can be found next to the Clorox Bleach and hand sanitizers on the rat trap isle in any local hardware store. (In case you are a right wing cult 45 trump supporter this last sentence is cynical sarcasm and not true. You can only get Regeneron if you are wealthy and friends with the Regeneron CEO like trump…otherwise you are shit out of luck.)