A FEW MORE DAYS TO GO

By Mr. Schnell

Retired ICU open heart recovery nurse, Bob, having been cloaked in secretive hospital Confidentiality Clauses for his entire career, has ventured out to major stop light intersections in search of international fame and fortune which has thus far escaped him while employed by America’s premier health care institutions the last four decades. In politics you don’t have to be right about anything and being dead wrong is an asset coupled with the divisive and combative backdrop of this presidential election season this is the perfect time for this pilgrimage.

Fame and Fortune here I come….

Recently the Lincoln Project was accused of posting billboards near the Lincoln Tunnel and Ivanka and Jared were pissed. They have threatened to sue the Lincoln Project. The Lincoln Project has millions of followers. I need a part of that action. Besides, can’t get blood out of a turnip.

Look here. Look here.

And how about that Jerry Falwell Jr. “zipper down” scandal on a yacht while boozing it up with a younger drunk broad not his wife. Jerry Falwell Jr. is a famous hypocrite, with a famous name, from a famous family, and he wants to sue some famous “Holier-Than-Thou” Christian College that fired him. Some of that famous has to rub off.

And how about the hacking and ripping off of the Wisconsin Republican Trump Reelection Fund for a few million bucks. Hell yeah, I’m in.

And what about this 17 year old kid named Kyle whose mother drove him from Illinois to Wisconsin so he could run around showing off his AR-15. He ended up shooting three people, two of whom died. He ran back to Illinois where he was later arrested and the judge is sending him back to Wisconsin to face murder charges. Meanwhile his star struck mom is running around Illinois attending republican dinners where they give her standing ovations for her son’s 15 minutes of infamy. What the hell, Trump has said there is no such thing as bad publicity. Maybe that is true but there is no denying…

HONK IF YOU AGREE!

And last have you heard about the road rage moron home grown terrorists in Texas. They caravan in pickups with flags like ISIS and harassed a Biden Campaign Bus they admitted on Facebook they thought was carrying Kamala Harris around Texas to Democratic rally events. They actually admit targeting Kamala Harris. A dark monster, wide tired, Trump Flag Waving Ford pickup truck rammed one of the Biden bus escort vehicles. The whole thing was caught on video and the driver admitted to it on Facebook. Turns out the driver is well known in San Antonio law enforcement circles and once was arrested for DWI but since he feeds the cops pulled pork buffets he got off without a fine or anything. Sweet. Wish I thought of that.

I wasted my working life taking care of sick people when I could have been out there getting famous running people off the road and hanging out with up and coming politicians like carpet bagger, war monger, and million dollar IED wounded veteran and sympathy vote Congressman Ben Crenshaw from Texas.

But, of course, I am not wired that way. As much as I try to hide it (which ain’t much) I am not a Trump fan. I proudly suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome and refuse treatment. Only a Biden victory will cure me and the millions upon millions like me around the country and the globe.

Till then my message to Trump supporters, Trump and his vile disgraceful family:

To Trump supporters and science deniers don’t go to hospitals or science based health care facilities: visit your faith healers and witch doctors instead. Remember what Trump said, “Doctors get more money if someone dies of CoVid”… If you love Trump, and you do, you WILL do as told.

To normal people with common sense and intelligence stay safe, isolate, wear a mask and wash hands frequently. Vote Trump Out Of Office 2020

Published by starvingcartoonist

StarvingCartoonist is a former ICU nurse that has worked at numerous civilian, military, and veteran Intensive Care Units across the country for better than three decades but has been sketching, drawing, and cartooning since he first picked up a crayon in kindergarten. Dabbled with political cartooning, writing, and general illustrations but the bread and butter came from health care. Recently left professional nursing to concentrate on camping, hiking, nature, the outdoors, trees, trails, and peace of mind. Love a campfire; rather watch it than TV. Avoid bureaucracy, career ladders, ladder climbers, and hero worship at all cost. Evenings spent with a good book, reading until the book smacks my nose when I doze off. Generally up at sun rise, listen to the mourning doves, put the coffee on, and play it by ear the rest of the day.

One thought on “A FEW MORE DAYS TO GO

  1. You may not be famous to many but you’re famous to a significant few. You heart and mind makes you the thoughtful person I know you are…
    You can’t care for people for over 30 years and be without those qualities.

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