Count Down Until Jan. 20th, 2021

By Mr. Schnell

As of and including today (December 15th) we have 36 days until Trump is kicked to the curb. Retired ICU nurse cartoon Bob has been at his imaginary cartoon intersection with a new sign each day; the one below being the most recent. (Scroll down for the other sign cartoons leading to the picture below.)

December 14th, 2020 was electoral college day. Trump has been trying to steal the election since Nov. 3, 2020. He won’t concede. Today, Monday the 14th, the electoral college count put Biden/Harris in the winner’s circle and Trump in the loser slot; the beginning of the end of our four year nightmare. Joe Biden’s speech following the Electoral College vote did not mince words. He called Trump out for the hateful, authoritarian, “wanna-be” dictator and sleaze bag he is (my words not Joe’s words: he was far more polished and diplomatic than I am capable of being when it comes to Trump).

American Wrestler and Trump supporter Dan Gable received the Presidential Medal of Freedom from the donald. Dan was pretty excited and brought the clan from Iowa to watch the ceremony. They were all in the Oval Office. The grand kids are young and got a little bored and trump sucks around kids anyway … in border states with Mexico he puts them in cages but Dan Gable would put a triple twist full nelson slam to the mat take down if heavy weight trump tried that. So trump hung the medal around Dan Gable’s neck, passed a little flatus and rudely, without explanation exited the room leaving Dan and everyone in the room bewildered.

A few days before this Rudy Giuliani found a bleach blonde bimbo to give eyewitness testimony to election fraud that never happened. She was later discredited as well as her nefarious background revealed. Apparently she sent a sex tape of her and her boyfriend to the boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend. Other photos and information came forward. Rudy sure knows how to pick them.

Little donnie has known all along he is on the outs but until the actual day he is gonna impose a scorched earth policy which is pretty much a typical day in the trump administration. He’s firing people, screwing up the government and judicial system by replacing incompetent people with other incompetent, unqualified people while the corona virus rages and kills more Americans in hospitals bursting at the seams.

The trump cult is still drinking the kool-aid, republican politicians are essentially calling for a coup as they attempt to sue away 20 million legally cast Biden votes from Georgia, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin in some Texas law suit filed by some guy being investigated by the FBI. I would go into more detail but all you really have to know is corruption and white collar crime rule the day in America. Putin runs the republican party and William Barr has resigned.

Our next milestone is January 5th or 6th when Congress certifies the Electoral College count for Biden. For the next 36 days Trump will whine and create mayhem.

For me, I will try and find a picture of Joseph Epstein and do a caricature. He is some illiterate nobody that is jealous of President-Elect Joe Biden’s wife Jill and her educational degrees and awards. For now I will go with this cartoon and rename it “Joe Epstein of the Wall Street Journal”.