Christmas Eve (Dec. 24th, 2020)

By Mr.Schnell

As of December 24th…Christmas Eve … 27 more days!

If you have committed a heinous crime and need a pardon just put $10,000 in unmarked non-sequential tens and twenties and leave it at the base of the Robert E. Lee statue in the rotunda. For capital crimes bidding starts at $100,000. Have those funds sent to our shell company, Pardons Unlimited, LLC., in the Cayman Islands. Contact the President’s son-in-law, Jared Kushner, for deposit information.

Published by starvingcartoonist

StarvingCartoonist is a former ICU nurse that has worked at numerous civilian, military, and veteran Intensive Care Units across the country for better than three decades but has been sketching, drawing, and cartooning since he first picked up a crayon in kindergarten. Dabbled with political cartooning, writing, and general illustrations but the bread and butter came from health care. Recently left professional nursing to concentrate on camping, hiking, nature, the outdoors, trees, trails, and peace of mind. Love a campfire; rather watch it than TV. Avoid bureaucracy, career ladders, ladder climbers, and hero worship at all cost. Evenings spent with a good book, reading until the book smacks my nose when I doze off. Generally up at sun rise, listen to the mourning doves, put the coffee on, and play it by ear the rest of the day.

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