Auto-Correct

by Mr. Schnell

Donald Trump posted this on Truth Social:

“Do you throw the Presidential Election Results of 2020 OUT and declare the RIGHTFUL WINNER, or do you have a NEW ELECTION? A Massive Fraud of this type and magnitude allows for the termination of all rules, regulations, and articles, even those found in the Constitution…”

I emailed that post to a self-proclaimed, freedom loving, US military worshipping, Christian relative that lives in a red state.

I received the typical right-wing e-mail reply when you show a clear, indisputable sample of Trump’s anti-American/anti-Constitution colors to a diehard, brainwashed, cult follower:

“Don’t send me your political stuff any more!”

“Dear Robert,
Don’t send me political stuff any more because, irregardless of what you send, I am supporting and voting for “wetards” like Senator Lee of Idaho, Pat Toomey of Pennsylvania, Ken Buck from somewhere, Sharron Angle, John Boozman from Arkansas, Chuck Gwassley of Iowa, Dan Coats from Indiana, David Vitter from Louisiana, Roy Blunt from Misery, Rand Paul of Kentucky, and Richard Burr, from Louisiana … that are all trying to take away social security and Medicare. These programs make sure working Americans have a dignified, financially secure retirement but I prefer to give my hard-earned retirement, and yours, to the likes of Donald Trump, Jared Kushner, and Josh Haa-wee. FOX News says to support them, and I do as I am told. I t dwink wine every nite, but I am not a dwunk. My husband likes multiple martinis but he is not a dwunk . We are social dwinkers; at least that is what we tell the Highway Patrol when we get stopped. Remember when you asked us not to come to your campsite with alcohol, when you were camping, but we disrespected your wishes and came drunk with booze anyway? I hope you will forget about that disrespect and respect my request that you Not send me any of your political stuff no more, especially stuff that shows the candidate I voted for (Trump) is a traitor and con man that is dangerous to democracy, the US Constitution, the freedoms of all Americans, and our way of life for the last 233 years.

I will never admit I am wrong and I will never try to improve myself.

Sincerely,

Your MAGAt, Fascist, Neo-Nazi Sibling that cain’t think for herself”

Published by undergroundcartoonist

Underground Cartoonist is a former ICU nurse that has worked at numerous civilian, military, and veteran Intensive Care Units across the country for better than three decades but has been sketching, drawing, and cartooning since he first picked up a crayon in kindergarten. Dabbled with political cartooning, writing, and general illustrations but the bread and butter came from health care. Recently left professional nursing to concentrate on camping, hiking, nature, the outdoors, trees, trails, and peace of mind. Love a campfire; rather watch it than TV. Avoid bureaucracy, career ladders, ladder climbers, and hero worship at all cost. Evenings spent with a good book, reading until the book smacks my nose when I doze off. Generally up at sun rise, listen to the mourning doves, put the coffee on, and play it by ear the rest of the day.

2 thoughts on “Auto-Correct

  1. I will never admit I am wrong and I will never try to improve myself.

    As I thoight, they do know how incredibly wrong they are, but they do it anyway. This is why I am proud to be woke!

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  2. I have gotten so many “please-don’t-send-me-political-stuff” letters from cult 45 family and friends. Their request is almost identical, virtually resembling a commercial mass mailing. As more revelations of Trump’s criminal activities are revealed the more family and friends don’t want to hear (from me especially) about the criminal thug they supported in 2016 and 2020, followed by some unrelated snowflake excuse about weight gain, eyeliner mishaps, missed Botox appointments … whatever! They will come up with a million lame, unrelated, distracting tangents instead of just admitting, “Yeah, I fucked up. I got conned. But I learned a lesson …” Nope. You will never hear that. Their fragile ego just can’t handle admitting they are wrong. Somehow, in their twisted reality, living a lie is easier.

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