Talk Like Donald

By Highlow H. Highlow (better known as H. Highlow Highlow, manic depressant free lance writer) Talk Like Donald It’s easy. First, just start talking. About anything. Don’t think. Don’t try to enunciate. Make guttural grunting noises until things get rolling. Like Donald repeat what you last heard. He has a 2 second attention span butContinue reading “Talk Like Donald”

Trump Said This Today May 21, 2020

by Mr. Schnell From the South Lawn Donald Trump said “I tested very positively in another sense. I tested positively toward negative. I tested perfectly this morning, meaning I tested negative.” March 22, 2020 Mr. Schnell Inc., LLC reported: https://quickschnell.com/2020/03/23/its-hard-to-believe-anything-he-says/ We saw it coming way back in March. Mr. Schnell is now on twitter: starvingcartoonist@cartoonfun7

Situational Value System

By Mr. Schnell I recently ran across an article discussing leadership integrity that mentioned something of which I was unaware but solved a mystery I had been pondering for awhile. It concerned dining in restaurants with certain relatives and noticing their personality “change” when the waiter arrived. They seemed to suddenly become rude, demanding, andContinue reading “Situational Value System”

The Donald Trump Pledge of Allegiance

By Mr. Schnell In order to work for Donald you have to take a pledge. Remember in elementary school, after the bell rang in the morning, how we all had to stand, face the flag, hand over heart, and recite the pledge of allegiance? It went line this: I pledge allegiance to the flag ofContinue reading “The Donald Trump Pledge of Allegiance”

Trump Receives His Economic Stimulus Check

By Mr. Schnell Donald has been working real hard making a buck off the corona virus and spreading the wealth to himself and his rich friends while convincing his mindless followers to risk their lives going back to work. You ain’t no ‘Murican less you die for the Dow. In the meantime he needs aContinue reading “Trump Receives His Economic Stimulus Check”

Southern California Healthcare Workers Find Flyers On Their Car

By Mr. Schnell After a shift in a Southern California hospital in the San Diego area healthcare workers going home were met with these flyers on their windshields. Obviously someone felt the need to show their appreciation. I served in the US Military, in the US Navy Nurse Corps as a matter of fact, andContinue reading “Southern California Healthcare Workers Find Flyers On Their Car”

WHITE HOUSE CONTAMINATED

By Mr. Schnell I guess you have all heard by now the Corona Virus is inside the walls and on the grounds of the White House. As a matter of fact it has replaced the Secret Service protecting the property since many members of the service are now quarantined. To protect the public from downwindContinue reading “WHITE HOUSE CONTAMINATED”

Trump and Advisors In Oval Office

by Mr. Schnell “Some one get Mike Pence in here and have my valet get me a coke.” Come One, Come All. No Masks Needed. Social Sharing Session. Pack it on in! Don’t Worry. It is just a little flu thing. Nothing to worry about. Sorry about the rehash of previously published corona cartoons butContinue reading “Trump and Advisors In Oval Office”

Lincoln Disparaged by Trump

by Mr. Schnell Recently poor neglected and abused man-child “The Donald” had a virtual town hall at the Lincoln Memorial. Once again he felt the need to invoke the name of our 16th president Abraham Lincoln. Tearfully he cried, “They always said, ‘Lincoln, nobody treated worse than Lincoln.‘ I believe I am treated worse.” WeContinue reading “Lincoln Disparaged by Trump”