Don’t Panic

by Mr. Schnell Don’t panic … PARTY FIRST! Pack ’em in Mar-A-Lago style. Throw the first “Nasal Swab Party” on your block. As soon as test kits become available you can find out for sure if you are as negative as The President of the United States. In this administration nobody wants to be positive,Continue reading “Don’t Panic”

American Exceptionalism

by Mr. Schnell We were never exceptional … self centered, hoarding, greedy, narcissistic? … of course! Willing to live with enormous debt, spend money we don’t have, flush indoor toilets, smuggle narcotics from Central American, addict an entire social class, rank number one in gun violence and gun running, and possess a mercenary military empireContinue reading “American Exceptionalism”

Wiping America Back To Front Since 2016

by Mr. Schnell Americans ask respected leaders and highly regarded Corona Virus pandemic experts Donald Trump and Mike Pence if it is better to fold toilet paper or crumple since supplies are scarce. Also, single ply or double ply? Prank toilet papering of homes during the Corona Virus pandemic will be considered a breech ofContinue reading “Wiping America Back To Front Since 2016”

Music; Making Time Stand Still

by Mr. Schnell An important goal during my productive working years was to avoid the ivory tower crowd. The graveyard shift offered the best solution. Generally comprised of a skeleton crew of like minded suit and tie phobia cohorts tasked with keeping the place afloat until the arrival of day shift’s ambitious, ladder climbing, beanContinue reading “Music; Making Time Stand Still”

Time For Bad Poetry

by Mr. Schnell The fever has passed Symptom free at last. But before you’re out of the woods Your Good Neighbor Donald Stole all your goods? Insult to Injury After surviving No longer ill Donald sends you His latest golfing bill. Trump rants about the corona virus Calls it a liberal plot To do awayContinue reading “Time For Bad Poetry”

Healthcare Before Corona Virus

by Mr. Schnell Emergencies occur in the hospital all the time. Generally they can be stressful, unscripted, and uncensored. Below is an example of one of those stressful, unscripted, uncensored emergencies. It contains profanity and graphic illustrations. This satirical coloring book is a work of fiction. The satirical situations are based loosely on actual eventsContinue reading “Healthcare Before Corona Virus”