Cover Of The New York Times

By Mr. Schnell Trump plays golf in Virginia and here in Missouri party animals packed it in like sardines at the Lake of the Ozarks in Camden county. It made the national news on NBC. Was the water in that Lake Ozark pool turning yellow or was that my imagination? https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2020/05/24/1947274/-Early-Memorial-Day-party-shows-just-how-toothless-Missouri-social-distancing-rules-are I’m about an hourContinue reading “Cover Of The New York Times”

Talk Like Donald

By Highlow H. Highlow (better known as H. Highlow Highlow, manic depressant free lance writer) Talk Like Donald It’s easy. First, just start talking. About anything. Don’t think. Don’t try to enunciate. Make guttural grunting noises until things get rolling. Like Donald repeat what you last heard. He has a 2 second attention span butContinue reading “Talk Like Donald”

Trump Said This Today May 21, 2020

by Mr. Schnell From the South Lawn Donald Trump said “I tested very positively in another sense. I tested positively toward negative. I tested perfectly this morning, meaning I tested negative.” March 22, 2020 Mr. Schnell Inc., LLC reported: https://quickschnell.com/2020/03/23/its-hard-to-believe-anything-he-says/ We saw it coming way back in March. Mr. Schnell is now on twitter: starvingcartoonist@cartoonfun7

Robbing The U.S. Treasury

by Mr. Schnell Since the corona virus hit American shores have you noticed the bottomless pit of taxpayer revenue Trump has made available to our nation’s white collar criminals; bankers, corporate CEOs, and himself. The amounts are yuge and scattered everywhere except to the people that need it most. Unaccountable billions, trillions. Amounts so bigContinue reading “Robbing The U.S. Treasury”

American Exceptionalism

by Mr. Schnell We were never exceptional … self centered, hoarding, greedy, narcissistic? … of course! Willing to live with enormous debt, spend money we don’t have, flush indoor toilets, smuggle narcotics from Central American, addict an entire social class, rank number one in gun violence and gun running, and possess a mercenary military empireContinue reading “American Exceptionalism”

Music; Making Time Stand Still

by Mr. Schnell An important goal during my productive working years was to avoid the ivory tower crowd. The graveyard shift offered the best solution. Generally comprised of a skeleton crew of like minded suit and tie phobia cohorts tasked with keeping the place afloat until the arrival of day shift’s ambitious, ladder climbing, beanContinue reading “Music; Making Time Stand Still”

Healthcare Before Corona Virus

by Mr. Schnell Emergencies occur in the hospital all the time. Generally they can be stressful, unscripted, and uncensored. Below is an example of one of those stressful, unscripted, uncensored emergencies. It contains profanity and graphic illustrations. This satirical coloring book is a work of fiction. The satirical situations are based loosely on actual eventsContinue reading “Healthcare Before Corona Virus”

What Is Wrong With This Picture?

by Mr. Schnell I had to fill up the other day so I pull into the nearest service station, go inside and pay for my fuel. I walk back and start filling up when a car pulls into the next stall and the driver gets out smoking a cigarette. Aware he has my undivided attention,Continue reading “What Is Wrong With This Picture?”