Everyone Around Donald Tests Positive Except Donald

By Mr. Schnell 25 Secret Service Agents: Positive. Quarantined. Kimberly Guilfoyle, donnie-little’s current main squeeze: Positive. Quarantined. Robert Obrien, Trump National Security Advisor: Positive. Quarantined. 8 Campaign staffers for the Tulsa Oklahoma Rally: Positive. Quarantined. Herman Cain, Trump suck up and Tulsa Rally attendee: Positive. Quarantined. Unidentified Marine assigned to Trump helicopter: Positive (July 23rd).Continue reading “Everyone Around Donald Tests Positive Except Donald”

“It Is What It Is” Memorial Cemetery 160,000 Strong and Growing

By Mr. Schnell Do you know how many dead people are buried in Trump’s CoVid 19 Cemetery? All of them! (More sure to come.) What goes up in the United States but never goes down? CoVid cases. What is more important than you, your kids, and your family? Donald Trump (according to Donald Trump). WhatContinue reading ““It Is What It Is” Memorial Cemetery 160,000 Strong and Growing”

Mr. Schnell’s Apology To Fellow Bloggers And Other Stuff

by Mr. Schnell I recently got on Twitter and am spending way to much time interacting with like minded tweeters and fear I may have neglected my WordPress bloggers and for that I apologize. I like the wordpress format and won’t let it happen again. Sorry. Now … on to “OTHER STUFF” Recently the GovernorContinue reading “Mr. Schnell’s Apology To Fellow Bloggers And Other Stuff”

About Wearing A Mask

by Mr. Schnell All you gotta do is go outside to the local park and start walking with a mask on and it will trigger someone into an anti-mask rage. I just keep on walking, mask hiding my smile. Ahh pissed off another one! Remember when “MYOB” was the standard. Mind Your Own Business. NotContinue reading “About Wearing A Mask”

Cover Of The New York Times

By Mr. Schnell Trump plays golf in Virginia and here in Missouri party animals packed it in like sardines at the Lake of the Ozarks in Camden county. It made the national news on NBC. Was the water in that Lake Ozark pool turning yellow or was that my imagination? https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2020/05/24/1947274/-Early-Memorial-Day-party-shows-just-how-toothless-Missouri-social-distancing-rules-are I’m about an hourContinue reading “Cover Of The New York Times”

The Donald Trump Pledge of Allegiance

By Mr. Schnell In order to work for Donald you have to take a pledge. Remember in elementary school, after the bell rang in the morning, how we all had to stand, face the flag, hand over heart, and recite the pledge of allegiance? It went line this: I pledge allegiance to the flag ofContinue reading “The Donald Trump Pledge of Allegiance”

WHITE HOUSE CONTAMINATED

By Mr. Schnell I guess you have all heard by now the Corona Virus is inside the walls and on the grounds of the White House. As a matter of fact it has replaced the Secret Service protecting the property since many members of the service are now quarantined. To protect the public from downwindContinue reading “WHITE HOUSE CONTAMINATED”

Michigan Storm Troopers

by Mr. Schnell Michigan’s gun monkey storm troopers stormed the Michigan capitol building to show off their cool rifles and current mental state. The Ammosexuals then “breathed” on everyone around them in close quarters. Okay, okay. Some had guns, some didn’t. Some wore masks, some didn’t. Some were protesters, some weren’t. Some are corona virusContinue reading “Michigan Storm Troopers”

Michigan Protest

by Mr. Schnell You can’t accuse the corona virus of Ammosexuality. Was the goal to protest till Corona Virus positive in Michigan? Packed in like sardines, cough cough, they surely achieved that goal. I am trying … really trying to believe there is still hope for mankind.

Cleatis-Dwayne LeRoy Rotgut Jr. Got His Check And He Is One Happy MAGA Hat

by Mr. Schnell “The real irony is that people who complain about socialism and welfare will now have a socialistic welfare check with Donald Trump’s fucking name on it.” I got this wonderful quote from another blogger and editorial cartoonist. For more here is his link to that blog post. Name Shame I received aContinue reading “Cleatis-Dwayne LeRoy Rotgut Jr. Got His Check And He Is One Happy MAGA Hat”