Missouri Makes The Front Page Again!

by Mr. Schnell Once crypt keeper Patricia McCloskey stood on her cemetery style lawn pointing a semi-automatic handgun at pedestrians walking past her million dollar mausoleum style Palazzo while her husband stood guard on the porch with an AR-15, Missouri was in for it AGAIN!!! The state is already notorious for moonshine, meth labs, hillbillies,Continue reading “Missouri Makes The Front Page Again!”

Talk Like Donald

By Highlow H. Highlow (better known as H. Highlow Highlow, manic depressant free lance writer) Talk Like Donald It’s easy. First, just start talking. About anything. Don’t think. Don’t try to enunciate. Make guttural grunting noises until things get rolling. Like Donald repeat what you last heard. He has a 2 second attention span butContinue reading “Talk Like Donald”

Anti-Lockdown Protesters

April 20, 2020 (Mr. Schnell looks a couple weeks into the future to May 4th, 2020.) I spent almost four decades taking care of patients on ventilators. No one that survived described it as a wonderful experience. They generally expressed the opposite. Gagging, choking, mucous plugs, inability to talk, suctioning, aggressive pulmonary toilet and aContinue reading “Anti-Lockdown Protesters”