Everyone Around Donald Tests Positive Except Donald

By Mr. Schnell 25 Secret Service Agents: Positive. Quarantined. Kimberly Guilfoyle, donnie-little’s current main squeeze: Positive. Quarantined. Robert Obrien, Trump National Security Advisor: Positive. Quarantined. 8 Campaign staffers for the Tulsa Oklahoma Rally: Positive. Quarantined. Herman Cain, Trump suck up and Tulsa Rally attendee: Positive. Quarantined. Unidentified Marine assigned to Trump helicopter: Positive (July 23rd).Continue reading “Everyone Around Donald Tests Positive Except Donald”

“It Is What It Is” Memorial Cemetery 160,000 Strong and Growing

By Mr. Schnell Do you know how many dead people are buried in Trump’s CoVid 19 Cemetery? All of them! (More sure to come.) What goes up in the United States but never goes down? CoVid cases. What is more important than you, your kids, and your family? Donald Trump (according to Donald Trump). WhatContinue reading ““It Is What It Is” Memorial Cemetery 160,000 Strong and Growing”

About Wearing A Mask

by Mr. Schnell All you gotta do is go outside to the local park and start walking with a mask on and it will trigger someone into an anti-mask rage. I just keep on walking, mask hiding my smile. Ahh pissed off another one! Remember when “MYOB” was the standard. Mind Your Own Business. NotContinue reading “About Wearing A Mask”

Missouri Makes The Front Page Again!

by Mr. Schnell Once crypt keeper Patricia McCloskey stood on her cemetery style lawn pointing a semi-automatic handgun at pedestrians walking past her million dollar mausoleum style Palazzo while her husband stood guard on the porch with an AR-15, Missouri was in for it AGAIN!!! The state is already notorious for moonshine, meth labs, hillbillies,Continue reading “Missouri Makes The Front Page Again!”

Talk Like Donald

By Highlow H. Highlow (better known as H. Highlow Highlow, manic depressant free lance writer) Talk Like Donald It’s easy. First, just start talking. About anything. Don’t think. Don’t try to enunciate. Make guttural grunting noises until things get rolling. Like Donald repeat what you last heard. He has a 2 second attention span butContinue reading “Talk Like Donald”

Anti-Lockdown Protesters

April 20, 2020 (Mr. Schnell looks a couple weeks into the future to May 4th, 2020.) I spent almost four decades taking care of patients on ventilators. No one that survived described it as a wonderful experience. They generally expressed the opposite. Gagging, choking, mucous plugs, inability to talk, suctioning, aggressive pulmonary toilet and aContinue reading “Anti-Lockdown Protesters”