Everyone Around Donald Tests Positive Except Donald

By Mr. Schnell 25 Secret Service Agents: Positive. Quarantined. Kimberly Guilfoyle, donnie-little’s current main squeeze: Positive. Quarantined. Robert Obrien, Trump National Security Advisor: Positive. Quarantined. 8 Campaign staffers for the Tulsa Oklahoma Rally: Positive. Quarantined. Herman Cain, Trump suck up and Tulsa Rally attendee: Positive. Quarantined. Unidentified Marine assigned to Trump helicopter: Positive (July 23rd).Continue reading “Everyone Around Donald Tests Positive Except Donald”

“It Is What It Is” Memorial Cemetery 160,000 Strong and Growing

By Mr. Schnell Do you know how many dead people are buried in Trump’s CoVid 19 Cemetery? All of them! (More sure to come.) What goes up in the United States but never goes down? CoVid cases. What is more important than you, your kids, and your family? Donald Trump (according to Donald Trump). WhatContinue reading ““It Is What It Is” Memorial Cemetery 160,000 Strong and Growing”

Mr. Schnell’s Apology To Fellow Bloggers And Other Stuff

by Mr. Schnell I recently got on Twitter and am spending way to much time interacting with like minded tweeters and fear I may have neglected my WordPress bloggers and for that I apologize. I like the wordpress format and won’t let it happen again. Sorry. Now … on to “OTHER STUFF” Recently the GovernorContinue reading “Mr. Schnell’s Apology To Fellow Bloggers And Other Stuff”

About Wearing A Mask

by Mr. Schnell All you gotta do is go outside to the local park and start walking with a mask on and it will trigger someone into an anti-mask rage. I just keep on walking, mask hiding my smile. Ahh pissed off another one! Remember when “MYOB” was the standard. Mind Your Own Business. NotContinue reading “About Wearing A Mask”

Missouri Makes The Front Page Again!

by Mr. Schnell Once crypt keeper Patricia McCloskey stood on her cemetery style lawn pointing a semi-automatic handgun at pedestrians walking past her million dollar mausoleum style Palazzo while her husband stood guard on the porch with an AR-15, Missouri was in for it AGAIN!!! The state is already notorious for moonshine, meth labs, hillbillies,Continue reading “Missouri Makes The Front Page Again!”

Trump and Advisors In Oval Office

by Mr. Schnell “Some one get Mike Pence in here and have my valet get me a coke.” Come One, Come All. No Masks Needed. Social Sharing Session. Pack it on in! Don’t Worry. It is just a little flu thing. Nothing to worry about. Sorry about the rehash of previously published corona cartoons butContinue reading “Trump and Advisors In Oval Office”

Michigan Storm Troopers

by Mr. Schnell Michigan’s gun monkey storm troopers stormed the Michigan capitol building to show off their cool rifles and current mental state. The Ammosexuals then “breathed” on everyone around them in close quarters. Okay, okay. Some had guns, some didn’t. Some wore masks, some didn’t. Some were protesters, some weren’t. Some are corona virusContinue reading “Michigan Storm Troopers”

TAKE HEED!

by Mr.Schnell It is up to you to be responsible. Consider everyone a potential carrier. Your life may depend on it. Isolation, mask, and gloves have shown to be effective in South Korea, Japan, and other countries to decrease the spread. Take a lesson from the crisis and death counts reported in Italy and Spain.Continue reading “TAKE HEED!”