Missouri Makes The Front Page Again!

by Mr. Schnell Once crypt keeper Patricia McCloskey stood on her cemetery style lawn pointing a semi-automatic handgun at pedestrians walking past her million dollar mausoleum style Palazzo while her husband stood guard on the porch with an AR-15, Missouri was in for it AGAIN!!! The state is already notorious for moonshine, meth labs, hillbillies,Continue reading “Missouri Makes The Front Page Again!”

Trump and Advisors In Oval Office

by Mr. Schnell “Some one get Mike Pence in here and have my valet get me a coke.” Come One, Come All. No Masks Needed. Social Sharing Session. Pack it on in! Don’t Worry. It is just a little flu thing. Nothing to worry about. Sorry about the rehash of previously published corona cartoons butContinue reading “Trump and Advisors In Oval Office”

Michigan Storm Troopers

by Mr. Schnell Michigan’s gun monkey storm troopers stormed the Michigan capitol building to show off their cool rifles and current mental state. The Ammosexuals then “breathed” on everyone around them in close quarters. Okay, okay. Some had guns, some didn’t. Some wore masks, some didn’t. Some were protesters, some weren’t. Some are corona virusContinue reading “Michigan Storm Troopers”

TAKE HEED!

by Mr.Schnell It is up to you to be responsible. Consider everyone a potential carrier. Your life may depend on it. Isolation, mask, and gloves have shown to be effective in South Korea, Japan, and other countries to decrease the spread. Take a lesson from the crisis and death counts reported in Italy and Spain.Continue reading “TAKE HEED!”

I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO SAY THIS BUT…

by Mr. Schnell A couple in Arizona listened to Nobel Prize winner WANNA-BE, medical expert without a medical degree, snake oil salesman, cult leader, adulterer, bigot, compulsive liar, and electoral college con man Donald J. Trump spew trash about an anti-malarial medication. Apparently this couple interpreted the garbage they heard from The Donald’s own pie-holeContinue reading “I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO SAY THIS BUT…”

“MILD” Corona Virus

by Mr. Schnell Trump is talking about “mild” corona virus infection. Is that for real?! Did he “suggest” the sick knowingly go to work? It is okay??? The Center For Disease Control recommends staying home but Nobel Prize winner wannabe Donald Dotard downplays the seriousness of this worldwide crisis using a word like “mild”? TheContinue reading ““MILD” Corona Virus”

If This Art Line Comes Out

by Mister Schnell We admitted this patient at three in the morning. She was an emergent open Abdominal Aortic Aneurysm repair; in hospital jargon “a triple A”. The procedure went fine. In and out of the operating room in record time. The decision was made to extubate then ship to the ICU. They slice andContinue reading “If This Art Line Comes Out”