Everyone Around Donald Tests Positive Except Donald

By Mr. Schnell 25 Secret Service Agents: Positive. Quarantined. Kimberly Guilfoyle, donnie-little’s current main squeeze: Positive. Quarantined. Robert Obrien, Trump National Security Advisor: Positive. Quarantined. 8 Campaign staffers for the Tulsa Oklahoma Rally: Positive. Quarantined. Herman Cain, Trump suck up and Tulsa Rally attendee: Positive. Quarantined. Unidentified Marine assigned to Trump helicopter: Positive (July 23rd).Continue reading “Everyone Around Donald Tests Positive Except Donald”

Rand Paul

by Mr. Schnell Sometimes I get a little bummed out about the news but I am lucky to have an “earth-wondering” friend to lift me out of my pitty pot. We were talking about new cases reported in the news when over the wire came word of Senator Rand Paul and his recent misfortune alongContinue reading “Rand Paul”