Talk Like Donald

By Highlow H. Highlow (better known as H. Highlow Highlow, manic depressant free lance writer) Talk Like Donald It’s easy. First, just start talking. About anything. Don’t think. Don’t try to enunciate. Make guttural grunting noises until things get rolling. Like Donald repeat what you last heard. He has a 2 second attention span butContinue reading “Talk Like Donald”

The Donald Trump Pledge of Allegiance

By Mr. Schnell In order to work for Donald you have to take a pledge. Remember in elementary school, after the bell rang in the morning, how we all had to stand, face the flag, hand over heart, and recite the pledge of allegiance? It went line this: I pledge allegiance to the flag ofContinue reading “The Donald Trump Pledge of Allegiance”

Lincoln Disparaged by Trump

by Mr. Schnell Recently poor neglected and abused man-child “The Donald” had a virtual town hall at the Lincoln Memorial. Once again he felt the need to invoke the name of our 16th president Abraham Lincoln. Tearfully he cried, “They always said, ‘Lincoln, nobody treated worse than Lincoln.‘ I believe I am treated worse.” WeContinue reading “Lincoln Disparaged by Trump”

“It Could Never Happen Here!”

by Mr. Schnell Inside The Bubble The Blissfully Ignorant Believe Garbage And Rubble Propaganda Corruption Money And Lies; “Abnormal” Describes Their Deplorable Lives Planned Well Insidious Creep A Cult Spell Makes Normal Folk Weep. Countries Near And Far Recognize “How Brainwashed We Are!” Exceptional, Arrogant The Nationalist Flame Head In The Sand When Coronavirus Came.Continue reading ““It Could Never Happen Here!””

“What Do You Say To Americans Who are Scared…”

by Mr. Schnell When I watch press briefings and see the normal, typical, unpresidential, rude responses by Trump to a question he doesn’t like from a member of the White House Press Corps, I want a reporter, just once, to abandon professional decorum and journalism standards with an unexpected below the belt counter punch …Continue reading ““What Do You Say To Americans Who are Scared…””

“MILD” Corona Virus

by Mr. Schnell Trump is talking about “mild” corona virus infection. Is that for real?! Did he “suggest” the sick knowingly go to work? It is okay??? The Center For Disease Control recommends staying home but Nobel Prize winner wannabe Donald Dotard downplays the seriousness of this worldwide crisis using a word like “mild”? TheContinue reading ““MILD” Corona Virus”