I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO SAY THIS BUT…

by Mr. Schnell A couple in Arizona listened to Nobel Prize winner WANNA-BE, medical expert without a medical degree, snake oil salesman, cult leader, adulterer, bigot, compulsive liar, and electoral college con man Donald J. Trump spew trash about an anti-malarial medication. Apparently this couple interpreted the garbage they heard from The Donald’s own pie-holeContinue reading “I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO SAY THIS BUT…”

Rand Paul

by Mr. Schnell Sometimes I get a little bummed out about the news but I am lucky to have an “earth-wondering” friend to lift me out of my pitty pot. We were talking about new cases reported in the news when over the wire came word of Senator Rand Paul and his recent misfortune alongContinue reading “Rand Paul”

Normalizing The Abnormal

By Mr. Schnell A big black dark cloud has been overhead since “The Donald” descended an escalator in New York City ranting about Mexican drug dealers, rapists and criminals. Then came the pussy grabbing audio, a Stormy Daniels affair, Jeffrey Epstein snuffing, Russian rules for American voters, impeachment, and now corona virus. Who is responsibleContinue reading “Normalizing The Abnormal”

Don’t Panic

by Mr. Schnell Don’t panic … PARTY FIRST! Pack ’em in Mar-A-Lago style. Throw the first “Nasal Swab Party” on your block. As soon as test kits become available you can find out for sure if you are as negative as The President of the United States. In this administration nobody wants to be positive,Continue reading “Don’t Panic”

American Exceptionalism

by Mr. Schnell We were never exceptional … self centered, hoarding, greedy, narcissistic? … of course! Willing to live with enormous debt, spend money we don’t have, flush indoor toilets, smuggle narcotics from Central American, addict an entire social class, rank number one in gun violence and gun running, and possess a mercenary military empireContinue reading “American Exceptionalism”

Time For Bad Poetry

by Mr. Schnell The fever has passed Symptom free at last. But before you’re out of the woods Your Good Neighbor Donald Stole all your goods? Insult to Injury After surviving No longer ill Donald sends you His latest golfing bill. Trump rants about the corona virus Calls it a liberal plot To do awayContinue reading “Time For Bad Poetry”

The Responsible Person

by Mr. Schnell Are you the responsible one? You know what I mean; the person that plans ahead, prepares, stays informed and acts prudently. Are you the “go-to-person” when a crisis strikes? Are you the reliable one? Have you also been called “paranoid” or a “know-it-all” by the IRRESPONSIBLE procrastinators that end up first inContinue reading “The Responsible Person”