“What Do You Have To Lose?”

By Mr. Schnell They say hindsight is 20/20. Then there is Today. Crystal clear. For those people that voted for Trump (Snuffy-boy, Leeloy, Bucky) you voted for someone that shamelessly incites violence and when repercussions get too close he runs away and hides (in a Bunker surrounded by body guards). He runs away leaving othersContinue reading ““What Do You Have To Lose?””

The United States Is Burning

by Robert Quick Protesting and violence has been going on in the country since the murder of George Floyd at the hands of police in Minneapolis. Since way before the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr African Americans have been violently oppressed by a double standard justice system in this country…One for privileged rich whiteContinue reading “The United States Is Burning”

Bone-Spur Leadership

By Mr. Schnell “When-The-Looting-Starts-The-Shooting-Starts“, as Bone-Spur Commando Donald Trump famously quoted recently, is safe after an errant champagne cork, from a newly opened bottle of champagne, allegedly struck and shattered Donald’s crystal champagne glass while he and Melania binge watched the Netflix limited series “Jeffrey Epstein: Filthy Rich“. This apparently occurred just as Donald, Melania,Continue reading “Bone-Spur Leadership”

Cover Of The New York Times

By Mr. Schnell Trump plays golf in Virginia and here in Missouri party animals packed it in like sardines at the Lake of the Ozarks in Camden county. It made the national news on NBC. Was the water in that Lake Ozark pool turning yellow or was that my imagination? https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2020/05/24/1947274/-Early-Memorial-Day-party-shows-just-how-toothless-Missouri-social-distancing-rules-are I’m about an hourContinue reading “Cover Of The New York Times”

Talk Like Donald

By Highlow H. Highlow (better known as H. Highlow Highlow, manic depressant free lance writer) Talk Like Donald It’s easy. First, just start talking. About anything. Don’t think. Don’t try to enunciate. Make guttural grunting noises until things get rolling. Like Donald repeat what you last heard. He has a 2 second attention span butContinue reading “Talk Like Donald”

Trump Said This Today May 21, 2020

by Mr. Schnell From the South Lawn Donald Trump said “I tested very positively in another sense. I tested positively toward negative. I tested perfectly this morning, meaning I tested negative.” March 22, 2020 Mr. Schnell Inc., LLC reported: https://quickschnell.com/2020/03/23/its-hard-to-believe-anything-he-says/ We saw it coming way back in March. Mr. Schnell is now on twitter: starvingcartoonist@cartoonfun7

Situational Value System

By Mr. Schnell I recently ran across an article discussing leadership integrity that mentioned something of which I was unaware but solved a mystery I had been pondering for awhile. It concerned dining in restaurants with certain relatives and noticing their personality “change” when the waiter arrived. They seemed to suddenly become rude, demanding, andContinue reading “Situational Value System”

The Donald Trump Pledge of Allegiance

By Mr. Schnell In order to work for Donald you have to take a pledge. Remember in elementary school, after the bell rang in the morning, how we all had to stand, face the flag, hand over heart, and recite the pledge of allegiance? It went line this: I pledge allegiance to the flag ofContinue reading “The Donald Trump Pledge of Allegiance”

Trump Receives His Economic Stimulus Check

By Mr. Schnell Donald has been working real hard making a buck off the corona virus and spreading the wealth to himself and his rich friends while convincing his mindless followers to risk their lives going back to work. You ain’t no ‘Murican less you die for the Dow. In the meantime he needs aContinue reading “Trump Receives His Economic Stimulus Check”

Southern California Healthcare Workers Find Flyers On Their Car

By Mr. Schnell After a shift in a Southern California hospital in the San Diego area healthcare workers going home were met with these flyers on their windshields. Obviously someone felt the need to show their appreciation. I served in the US Military, in the US Navy Nurse Corps as a matter of fact, andContinue reading “Southern California Healthcare Workers Find Flyers On Their Car”