by Mr. Schnell
Emergencies occur in the hospital all the time. Generally they can be stressful, unscripted, and uncensored. Below is an example of one of those stressful, unscripted, uncensored emergencies. It contains profanity and graphic illustrations. This satirical coloring book is a work of fiction. The satirical situations are based loosely on actual events and procedures potentially encountered in hospitals across the country. The names of characters used in the “Grand Opening Coloring Book” fiction and semi-fiction are fictitious. A similarity to a living person is a coincidence.