WHITE HOUSE CONTAMINATED

By Mr. Schnell

I guess you have all heard by now the Corona Virus is inside the walls and on the grounds of the White House. As a matter of fact it has replaced the Secret Service protecting the property since many members of the service are now quarantined.

To protect the public from downwind drafts and spreading the virus throughout the greater Washington DC area the White House is following facemask guidelines and wears a mask twenty four seven.

For those that believe Donald Trump is an symptomatic carrier and has spread the virus to everyone inside Air Force One, the Lincoln Memorial, The Lincoln Bedroom, the West wing, the Republican Senate, and the White House bowling Alley…well that is unsubstantiated innuendo and rumor…. but I believe it so I ain’t going nowhere near the White House corona virus incubation center.

Have a nice day. Stay safe. Wash your hands. Wear mask and gloves when out and about. Isolate and monitor Trump, Pence, and all in close proximity for fever, coughing, respiratory difficulty, malaise, and associated corona virus infection symptoms.

Message to Moscow: Can we have the ventilators back that Trump and Jared sent you. The White House may need them soon.