The Biden/Trump Debate

by Mr. Schnell

I watched bits and pieces of “The Little donnie Shouting Match”. Donnie interrupted Joe Biden so many times I couldn’t hear what was being said. The moderator was more like a babysitter for little donnie but little donnie was out of control and impossible to handle. Was his diaper soiled? Was it nap time? Gas pains from Goya beans? Whatever, Chris Wallace had his hands full.

Well little donnie didn’t give a rat’s ass about decorum (for right wing deplorables that means propriety or good taste in conduct or appearance). Watching this unbridled shouting shit show was a study in civilized behavior (Joe Biden) vs uncivilized shameless barbarianism (Trumpism). I left the room only to return and see little donnie take a breath, wipe off pouring perspiration, and resume his unhinged shouting and interruptions of Joe Biden. I heard him shout out to his white supremacy cult and speak only to his deplorable cult of 20 million followers. Joe Biden looked straight into the camera, spoke calmly, composed, and intelligently to the remaining 300 million American people until little donnie drowned him out again and again and again.

I left the room and opened up my computer to read the psychologists interpretation of little donnie’s behavior. Twitter was on fire with negative donnie comments unless you are a deplorable. Little donnie’s behavior reminds them of their dysfunctional deviant upbringing (which they consider normal) so they enjoyed the mercurial outbursts and foul language. Just like when daddy came home from the bar snot slinging drunk before he started beating mom. Oh the childhood memories flood back. Their comments on twitter complimented little donnie. Different strokes for the deplorable folks for sure, for sure.

Well, in my humble opinion, this was not a debate. It was something else for sure but it wasn’t a debate. I will leave it to the million dollar commentators to define what the nation saw tonight, all I know is there needs to be changes before the next shouting match.

I suggest they fit little donnie with a shock collar and give the controller to the moderator. They might wanna test donnie for rabies (make sure his rabies vaccinations are current).

It sure would be nice if our country could go back to like it was before little donnie stepped onto the stage. Until then set that shock collar to 95 volts.

Published by undergroundcartoonist

Underground Cartoonist is a former ICU nurse that has worked at numerous civilian, military, and veteran Intensive Care Units across the country for better than three decades but has been sketching, drawing, and cartooning since he first picked up a crayon in kindergarten. Dabbled with political cartooning, writing, and general illustrations but the bread and butter came from health care. Recently left professional nursing to concentrate on camping, hiking, nature, the outdoors, trees, trails, and peace of mind. Love a campfire; rather watch it than TV. Avoid bureaucracy, career ladders, ladder climbers, and hero worship at all cost. Evenings spent with a good book, reading until the book smacks my nose when I doze off. Generally up at sun rise, listen to the mourning doves, put the coffee on, and play it by ear the rest of the day.

3 thoughts on “The Biden/Trump Debate

  1. I would’ve thought they’d have the sense to cut off Dump’s mic on a night like this. That’s the only way he can–theoretically–play by the rules. He’d probably start shouting instead, but that would look even more childish and maybe rattle a few Dump supporter cages. What a bullying foul piece of turd. I read a comment someone said about the debate while they were watching. Their 7 year old was seeing it and he complained that Dump was rude and needed to be quiet.

    I think Joe’s “Will you shut up man?” needs to be put on protest posters and staked all around the white house the next few weeks.

    What sucks is this won’t change Dump supporters’ minds. They seem to love how their side is cheating and bullying to get that they want, and they don’t care about rules. As long as they win, the country can burn for all they care. Oh wait, it is burning in many different ways, but they’re gonna hang onto “their guy” as long as they can. They seem to think that if Dump stays in power, then they’re gonna vicariously get it, too. How the hell they can’t see he only cares for himself after all this time drives me nuts. I’m basically expecting eye-twitching to be a normal thing if I hear Dump’s voice too long at a stretch.

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  2. “Until then set that shock collar to 95 volts.”

    Not good enough.
    Set it for the full 120!!!

    Actually, in deference to our European Allies (if we still have any that have not been driven away by The Monster Known As Trump), let’s make it a full 240!!!

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