US Senator Josh Hawley: HaHa AAAAHHH HaaHaa BaaaHaHa

By Mr. Schnell

The laughing just won’t stop. That dainty, anything but virile, totally non masculine, scared shitless, mad dash through the Halls of Power by bad ass, fist pumping Hawley had me busting a gut howling. The side stitch still aches a day later and every time I now hear the name “Josh Hawley” it brings back a mental image of his record setting run to safety AWAY from the very mob he helped incite.

Gotta give Hawley credit, he knows his low intellect constituency. In the grips of a crazed mob mentality feeding frenzy this stampeding herd was looking for blood and they weren’t in the least bit discerning. Hawley hightailed it out of there in quick order.

However, he is also, now, one long, continuous, never ending, “running” joke. (I know…I know … bad pun…sorry!) I have read the word “laughingstock” in a place or two today. Quite appropriate.

That record setting jackrabbit hightail out of the building has immortalized Joshua and rumor is his “route out” of the building is being marked down the middle of the hallway with a “yellow stripe” for future “tourists”. Possible GQP annual track and field event; “Save Your Own Ass From the Angry Maggot Mob Insurrectionists We Incite” 50 yard dash and later expand to a 3K or 5K event … Sponsored by the new Donald Trump athletic line of running shoe … this is an endless goldmine for entrepreneurs and Magat politicians to make money off their elected office (which is currently the only reason Magats seek elected office these days).

I left Missouri last year … and so happy I did … so monumentally happy I did! He ain’t my Senator. I didn’t vote for that dipshit.

I would write more but I gotta see all the Hawley memes and cartoons on line … there are more “Running” memes and cartoons than insurrectionists of Jan 6th ….. LOL!

For the coffee mug and t-shirt industry this is merchandising gold.

Thank you, Josh, for the humor and levity. It is much needed and appreciated. Your Mom and Dad must be proud.